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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
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