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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

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{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}

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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}

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