{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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